You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....
Someone Who Drinks Too Much Coffee??
1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You're the employee of the month at the
Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't
even work there.
4. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the
4. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the
8. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean
9. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
10. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
11. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
12. You help your dog chase its tail.
13. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides
14. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with
an I.V. hookup.
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