A Dating Story

A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE!
And to do that you have to give the woman something.
So when you pick up your date later,
make sure you have some flowers or chocolates
to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff.
The more you give, the more you get!"

So, he showed up with flowers AND chocolates.

She was very flattered and pleased, so
she rewarded him with a long passionate
kiss. She pressed her body against him
and ran her fingers through his hair..
hoping to give him the best kiss he has
ever received.

After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

"Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away."

"You didn't!" he replied.

"I'm going out to get you some jewelry!!"