Boldly going nowhere
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
How many roads must a man travel down
before he admits he is lost?
Money Isn't Everything...
But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
Ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?
All Men Are Animals,
Some Just Make Better Pets
I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.
IRS We've got what it takes to
take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.
Where there's a will...
I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
That annoying time between naps.
Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else..