Boldly going nowhere

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

How many roads must a man travel down
before he admits he is lost?

Money Isn't Everything...
But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?

All Men Are Animals,
Some Just Make Better Pets

I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.

IRS We've got what it takes to
take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Where there's a will...
I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

That annoying time between naps.

Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else..