Kid's will say the cutest, funniest, and most down right ridiculous things these days. Following are some classic quotes we'd thought you would enjoy.

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, age 14

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "

Alyssa, age 13