Simple vs. Real Friends




A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help
you, clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend will read and throw this letter away.
A real friend will send it back to you until
he's sure it's been received.