Actual Stupid Signs

In a Maine restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On a long established
New Mexico dry cleaning store:
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."

On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church"

In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan."

Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits - $100 -
They won't last an hour!"

In a laundry room:
"Do not put wet clothes in dryers,
as this can cause irreparable damage.

In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed."

On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:
"Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help."

On a roller coaster:
"Watch your head"