Two little brothers were always in trouble in the town
they lived in. The parents decided the only thing to do
was to have the new Priest in town talk to them. The
Priest agreed but he said, only one at a time.
So Billy went first. The Priest walked into the room
where Billy was sitting and asked, "Where is God"?
Billy just sat there starring at the floor so the Priest
asked again, in a louder voice, "Where is God"?
Billy started to squirm in his chair when in a booming
voice, the Priest asked ,"Where is God"?
At this point, Billy jumped up, ran out of the room,
down the street into his house , up the stairs, into his
room and stood leaning against the door making sure he
hadn't been followed.
His brother Bobby asked him. "What happened"? And Billy
said, "You are not going to believe this, but God is
missing and their trying to blame us"!!!!