A woman and a man are involved
in a car accident. It's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a
man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we
are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with
you completely. This must be a
sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this,
here's another miracle.... My car
is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to
the man. The man shakes his
head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...